Total Medals Earned: 3,713 (From 674 different games.) Total Medal Score: 48,015 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/380 points)
win the first phase
win the second pahse
become developer fans
reveal Jong Un real identity
beat the game
Medals Earned: 5/8 (230/480 points)
kill pedobear
kill philosoraptor
kill ichigosaurus
win the game in the insane level!!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/130 points)
Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 1/6 (100/360 points)
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
10000 clicks.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
DrSevenSeizeMD has gifted you a potato.
You beat the gaem!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/295 points)
What is this game anyway?
I guess you know what this game is.
You got the hang of this!
You REALLY got the hang of this!
Not afraid of the cross.
It's healthy to avoid red things.
Square, but definetly not fair.
I guess you made it fair.
Squeeze in there bud!
Tight, but comfy, and in your lane.
Line go pew, pew, pew.
You go woosh, woosh, woosh.
Few corners, many challenges.
Not few enough corners.
Your wish is my command.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Complete the medium round.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.