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Wegraman @Wegra

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Been out of college for years

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Posted by Wegra - October 30th, 2007


Tommorow in school we're not supposed to dress up for halloween. Well I today should say " Why the F*ck not?" Thats right for two censores don't cost 20 grand for this sh*t. But the windmills turned out pretty well. But then these random users appeared:

Wegra2007
John12346
Kisame
jacobdg
Bluehippo
WadeFulp

they all understood the consequences and a bunch of 20 nuns hit us with rulers. But you know what the costumes never jumped that high. So you know what I'm going in there wheather you like it or not!"

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Posted by Wegra - October 29th, 2007


Because there was too many witnesses, Charlie brown will be eating the peanutbutter off your new furnitures dog. Bur my pants where having a party till the door rang shut. I also ate your mouth so you can only speak chinese to african cats. Hopefully kisame will read to us Magical Luigi and the hookers apple of doom. So go to the library and read for 5 minutes. books are boring but take you to MAGICAL lands.

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Posted by Wegra - October 27th, 2007


Hello Everyone. Grab A cookie and some coffee. Today we are going to be talking about Rouge.

This is rouge the bat. She has nice big boobs. She LOVES treasure. In fact she has become a treasure hunter and a part time hooker. Here are some of the guys she slept with:

Sonic*
Tails
Knuckles
Shadow**
Eggman
Silver
Vector
Charmy***
Mighty
Espio
Tails doll
Eggman nega
Egg robo
Mario
Metal Sonic
Metal Knuckles
Ray
Fang
Bark
Bean
Jet
Storm
Vanilla
Chris Thorndyke****
Chaos

* She slept with sonic last becuase he was forced
** Shadow Called her Maria as they started having sex witch turned her off
*** She technically didn't have sex with Charmy Because he stung her and died. But oh man she got stung so bad
**** She was going to have sex with chris But then she relized he was a stupid fag.

After that she never got AIDS and got all the treasures in the world. Except then her breasts got smaller

FIN
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Sonic Storys #3


Posted by Wegra - October 26th, 2007


So today the girl hugged me. But five other dinosours wanted to play fetch. Then two others didnt do this. But then we cant go to the mall in New York. But there was a road that took dolars for pennies. But I dont know so shut up and eat your keyboard now before I spit the words sparta on you. do the dance to the fairy bye.


Posted by Wegra - October 25th, 2007


His was to cold that wasnt the best one in the house. football=sheep and dolphins= Shit cake. But then again why not use the Paper Marios to the Luigi to the L to the U thitht. Also can the real kisame please stand up. I know he has a small penis but who doesnt. i am typing this with my eyes closed haha. I dont know I am going to go to sleep as I type this. But then agbain ths is making sense. but we cant go into contacts until GUN uses shadow to fuck amy and rouge. k bye.


Posted by Wegra - October 24th, 2007


Look if you want the beef just take it! Oh sorry, I didn't see you there. So today the girl talked to me for walls on her funhouse. No seriously this shit was Smurfing awesome! Also I didnt see what you wanted her to look at so me and you wanted to do stuff to her. Unfortunately she was actually Metal Sonic in disciuss. But then it turned out we wanted... NO start over!
Okay so Chinese food didn't quite fit it so what will. Nothing. Big fat fucking nothing. OMG HE JUST CUSSED WATCH HIS MOUTH OUT! Kisame: You got it! Me: No No No No No No No ! Aggghwarthtww! Sorry people but we're going to do A double post today. I do want to get to the 50th post as soon as possible. So be sure to brush after a meal Also stop eating dry ice so we can go to best buy already. Not stolen from kisame. But of course this could do something good. But yet not even a thong can do it. Gotta Go! See ya next thunsday!

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Posted by Wegra - October 23rd, 2007


Speakonia this because this sht is fucking long.Well since yesterdays update sucked ( you people didn't respond! Bastards) This one will have more lasagna then ever before. Which reminnds me FIND THE FUCKING COMPUTER ROOM FOR FUCKS SAKE! Oh that also reminds me. Today the girl drew a pic of me with a little heart. I'm going to update about her everyday wheather you like ketchup or not. I know so do ask me how to cross over main street. Also the time square hall didnt have too many elephants. Also This pic below is a prediction of what its going to look like when me and the girl have hot sex. and no Just because I'm the eggman doesn't mean I'm very fat. Theres a pic of me in one of my posts. But I'm not telling you.

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Posted by Wegra - October 22nd, 2007


So the girl apparently is comming on to me because of my sandwiches. well I say you need to be more cooler so we can have sex. But of course there was a delay between lunch. then we head out for the popcorn shop who didnt see tails and knuckles with a plain icecream. but that wasnt when I found out it could'nt freeze itself. Of course the bee came in the room and we all went to the zoo. And thats why Wii owns PS3 and Xbox.


Posted by Wegra - October 21st, 2007


To all the people who supported the cliff thread:

Well this is goodbye. We had such great times together. I felt good to know that I had people who were fans of my random humor with extra sheep. I consider these people as my friends. I will always remember this thread as one of my happiest memories on newgrounds. However I am still working on the novel. When it's finished I will submit it on my user page. But this isn't the end of my random threads. I will keep thinking of more ideas to make an even better thread. I might revive the "I baked cookies thread". But for now keep checking my user page for Lots of random humor that will take some lovely happinesses funnyness to the well. Thanks for the support.

Wegra2007

P.S. Lol maybe I'm taking this too seriously.


Posted by Wegra - October 21st, 2007


Cook and try that new grilled cheese of yours. I guarentee chickens everywhere will want Bowser,Eggman, Ganondorf, even Dr.Willy will want some of it. But of course the rest of the nemesises promised a couple of people to use the bbs to look at stationary while Timmy turner takes everyone out with a celery stick. But don't worry, I'll always have a horse right here. Buh-Bye!