Heres something that makes no sense: If I stoped being a retard and eat some cornflakes will really hot girls wanna have sex with me? ( note that the cake wasnt in the girls Nintendo Wii.)

Another classic by wegra2007. Now go to sleep!

So theres a girl at my school And she's hot. And keeps calling me boyfriend. I called Her Amy rose because she reminded me of Amy. When I got home I took some stuff. But this makes sense but something also made me write something just now as we were thinking of that hot girl. Unfortunately the Tails Doll ate her. So I used the master sword and then we had some ice cream. But was there sex? Maybe. I can't make sense today because kisame watched family guy. John12346 was playing Wii, Madvideogamer? Well he had to throw lasagna at old people. So then Robot Jones walked up to me and said. "Hello There fellow Student Unit" And then I replied " Shut the fuck up Robot no one watches your piece of shit show. Then he went emo and shot himself. After that Mario, Tom and I took out the trash and went home. And thats why kids you should'nt do drugs. Have a nice day everyone!

Yesterday was one of the best posts ever. So with that said all of the mario games should be put into one big pile. Then we can make a little swimming pool along the games times. also what is 4+a a=2
the answer is 6. thats right 6. That makes me smart. so now we can all agree that Wade was planning an evil scheme to push me off a cliff. then when the cost is clear we jump on the giant octorock allowing me to distract everyone. good night and eat.

The Tails doll was used in a game to creep out little kids. But nowadays the Tails doll used a dvd to hack onto newgrounds with A really fucking Creepy Tails doll and a fucking scary scream- wait a minute what the fuck does that have to do with anything. Seirously I found the two telephones to connect to the pool table and do some kareoke. So as I was saying the Tails Doll ate some people and then it went trick or treating and gave everyone hugs and kisses and then he went down to me and started jumping on me like a trampoline. Then the Tails doll turned evil and Kisame, Tom Fulp, Wario, Amy, Wade and John12346 attacked all of them. Luckily For wade He used his Camera And said "Oh Snap A Tails Doll" and then the doll died he begged for mercy and we all became friends and lived happily ever after
The end... Or is it?

Well It's been a while since my last Heres something that makes no sense. But today I want you to take a sleepy sheep and use it to grow your penis 20 times bigger. I gaurentee there will be a change in your behaviour at school the next day. Also don't forget that the newgrounds ruffians will be taking your soup as well as metal sonics amy porn. He really wasn't that nice. I also want to add if you see this man kick him in the nuts for me. Good night everyone!

OMFG! HOLLY SHIT! MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! SONICS IN BRAWL! THIS IS NO JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KISAME FOR SUCH AN OCCASION LETS HAVE MORE BUTTSEX! OH IM SO HAPPY. HERE COOKIES FOR EVERYONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE!

It is 6:36 in the morning as I'm typing this. You know I should be getting ready for school but I figured why not? But be careful of the evil cheese festival starting today at the time of godzillas hands. He also found a way to get the twinkee on the other side. So yeah I gotta go. Bye tins and cans!

This is a story about Cream the Rabbit. \

This is Cream. She is very sad. She walked in on Dr.Eggman Raping her mom. She went to go see Knuckles. " Oh Knuckles my Mommy is being raped please help me!" Knuckles replied " She is? Well what do you want me to do?" " I dunno beat Eggman up" " Sorry but I gotta gaurd the- Hey whered the M.E. Go?" Oh fuck Rouge Probably took it. Gotta go!" " She tried to tell Tails but he said " Sorry Cream but I gotta recover from these bullet wounds" So she told vector she told him the story and he said " I'LL KILL THE EGGFUCK" And so Vector beat the shit out of eggman And Cream's mom got married to Vector and they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

Good evening. Today were going to do something different. every once in a while I will do a sonic story. Today we will be talking about the pscotic pink hedgehog known as Amy Rose. She has tried to get fucked by sonic. Unfortunatley for her She walked in on Sonic having sex with Tails. She then went to Creams house and said " Oh Cream why doesn't sonic like me" Cream replied "because your a crazy bitch. So are you hot" And they proceeded to have lesbein sex. Cheese decided to get a camera and post there hot furry sex on the internet. A couple of days Later Dr.Eggman typed in Amy rose on google and found there sex tape. He then became a pron director. Then Sonic saw the video Shot tails and had sex with Amy, Get maried and lived happily ever after. :) Awwwww.

The end.

Why eat pie when you can fly?

The frist ever heres something that makes no sense. No Seriously this was before kisame. k too